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  • Corniest "Tag Line" for a sign company

     Cheryl Smith updated 10 years, 5 months ago 22 Members · 33 Posts
  • Phill Fenton

    Member
    April 24, 2010 at 3:34 pm

    What’s the corniest Tag line you can think of for a sign making business?

    e.g not just minor irritants such as "Signs of the times" No, I mean something toe curlingly, excruciatingly corny ๐Ÿ˜•

    (Apologies in advance to anyone who uses the example above ๐Ÿ˜ณ )

  • Robert Lambie

    Member
    April 24, 2010 at 3:47 pm

    i dont like tag lines… kinda feel its old hat to be honest.
    yes there are some well known brands that use them and do work well for them, but in general…. not my cuppa-tea. ๐Ÿ˜€

    bit of a useless reply this one isnt it. ๐Ÿ˜• ๐Ÿ˜ณ :lol1:

  • Jill Marie Welsh

    Member
    April 24, 2010 at 4:13 pm

    "Ask about our low price guarantee"
    Was one that was in our local phone book for about two years.
    Funny, they no longer use it.
    I concur with being tired of that old business with no sign/sign of no business one.
    My own is pretty lame, it’s just "Why settle?"
    Also on my site I have "My business is making your business look good"
    Best I could do.
    Love….Jill

  • Harry Cleary

    Member
    April 24, 2010 at 4:53 pm

    ‘Almost Nationwide’ ๐Ÿ™„ ๐Ÿ™„

  • Robert Lambie

    Member
    April 24, 2010 at 4:57 pm

    โ€œcreated by sign makers for sign makersโ€ :lol1:

  • Liam Pattison

    Member
    April 24, 2010 at 5:03 pm

    ”For all your signage needs”

    i use it

    ๐Ÿ˜ณ

    Liam

  • Gert du Preez

    Member
    April 24, 2010 at 11:19 pm

    "No job too big or small…" (Oh yes, dimwit, some jobs WILL be above your head)

    "We specialise in any kind of sign" (Where exactly is the "specialisation"??)

    "You’ve tried the rest, now try the best" ( The "best" at what? Lying? Ripping people off?)

  • Shane Drew

    Member
    April 25, 2010 at 12:44 am

    ‘signs that stick’ I don’t use that anymore tho ๐Ÿ˜ณ

    ‘signs by mouse… not brush’ thats what I changed to ๐Ÿ˜ณ ๐Ÿ˜ณ

  • Hugh Potter

    Member
    April 25, 2010 at 9:00 am

    Phill, trust you to make me all paranoid!!

    i spent quite a while thinking something up that sounded good when i first started and, more to the point, didn’t sound corny.

    my inspiration came from drag racing, I always loved the words on a friends top alcahol dragster called astral projection, the tag on the car was simply "powered by thought", this was 10-12yrs ago or more now,

    eventually, after writing loads down, "driven by the power of imagination" just came to be and, to be honest, I still like it!

    i’m not really sure i can name any that particularly make me scoff, or that i’d want to, considering someone reading this might have just spent ยฃ500 on new stationary with the tag on!

    Hugh

  • Robert Lambie

    Member
    April 25, 2010 at 11:12 am

    "one stop sign shop"
    "one stop shop"
    "getting bigger because we are better"

    ๐Ÿ˜•

  • Harry Cleary

    Member
    April 25, 2010 at 11:25 am

    OUR BUSINESS AIM

    "To be the best signmaker in the business"
    OUR VALUES

    "To treat others as we expect to be treated ourselves"

    Guess where I just found these nuggets??? ๐Ÿ˜€

  • Phill Fenton

    Member
    April 25, 2010 at 12:12 pm

    ๐Ÿ˜ณ

  • Shane Drew

    Member
    April 25, 2010 at 12:30 pm

    :rofl:

  • Robert Lambie

    Member
    April 25, 2010 at 12:39 pm

    :clap2:

  • Chris Wool

    Member
    April 25, 2010 at 1:01 pm

    CLASSIC ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€

  • Gareth Hankinson

    Member
    April 27, 2010 at 11:32 am

    Mine is Total Sign Solutions……. Youve all scared me now thinking thats it sounds pants ๐Ÿ™„ time to delete maybe?

  • Phill Fenton

    Member
    April 27, 2010 at 11:44 am

    No need for anyone to get paranoid (including me ๐Ÿ˜• )

    What I’m looking for is the mother of all toe curling tag lines. A tag line that know’s it’s crap yet relishes in that crapness. It doesn’t have to be a tag line that any one else has seen or uses. I’m just looking for ideas and inspiration. I have my reasons ๐Ÿ˜‰

  • Shane Drew

    Member
    April 27, 2010 at 11:57 am

    another book Phill?

  • John Harding

    Member
    April 27, 2010 at 12:15 pm

    one of mine is

    V Signs

    "get your message across"

    perhaps I was angry when I decided I liked it ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

  • Martin Cole

    Member
    April 27, 2010 at 8:39 pm

    how about this. ๐Ÿ˜‰


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  • Richard Martin

    Member
    April 27, 2010 at 9:01 pm

    There was an indian business guy with a great tag line but it wasn’t for signs and I can’t remember for the life of me where i saw it but it was something like,
    "you’ve tried the cowboys now give the indians a go"

  • Peter Normington

    Member
    April 27, 2010 at 10:20 pm

    "Big enough to cope, small enough to care"
    yeah right, big companies dont care, and try get 10,000 sq metres of print from them!

    Peter

  • Nigel Hindley

    Member
    April 27, 2010 at 10:54 pm

    weed it and reap………………

  • RayRosher

    Member
    April 29, 2010 at 9:52 am
    quote Phill:

    What’s the corniest Tag line you can think of for a sign making business?

    e.g not just minor irritants such as “Signs of the times” No, I mean something toe curlingly, excruciatingly corny ๐Ÿ˜•

    (Apologies in advance to anyone who uses the example above ๐Ÿ˜ณ )

    "Signs of the times"
    ๐Ÿ˜ณ I own the .com//co.UK for that name ๐Ÿ˜ณ
    OK it was a moment of total Madness ๐Ÿ˜ณ
    Yes I’m an Idiot ๐Ÿ™„

  • Jeremy Howes

    Member
    May 1, 2010 at 5:26 pm

    Anything ending in Solution or Solutions does it for me.

    cheers
    Jeremy

  • Andrew Boyle

    Member
    May 2, 2010 at 7:53 pm

    Oh Lord give me a sign… ๐Ÿ˜‰

  • Matty Goodwin

    Member
    May 2, 2010 at 9:23 pm

    ‘For the perfect erection, see driver for details’ ๐Ÿ˜ณ ๐Ÿ˜ณ

  • Jill Marie Welsh

    Member
    May 3, 2010 at 12:09 am

    Ugh, this reminds me of my eldest brother.
    For many years he worked for D ick Inc.
    Then he worked for Century.
    But his truck was lettered Steel Erection.
    Poor fella.
    He’s by nature very quiet and shy too.

  • RayRosher

    Member
    May 3, 2010 at 10:02 pm

    If you want it today, Then be prepared to PAY.

    When your work speaks for itself, Don’t interrupt. ๐Ÿ™„

  • Jeffrey Cross

    Member
    May 17, 2010 at 11:17 am

    I like tag lines with a little twist to them. Mine is "We Make ’em Hot & Fresh Everyday"

  • Nicola McIntosh

    Member
    May 18, 2010 at 9:40 pm

    was telling peter and lynn about this on I saw on a plasterers van in Lanark,

    "wee bit finesse and we leave no mess" ๐Ÿ˜€

  • Harry Cleary

    Member
    May 18, 2010 at 10:34 pm

    ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€

  • Cheryl Smith

    Member
    May 19, 2010 at 7:44 am

    This one made me laugh when someone came up with it…
    ‘dont go out in traffic without a GoGirl graphic!’

    true true… ๐Ÿ™‚

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