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  Stuffing the Bird

  Posted by Robert Scullion on 19 December 2004 at 13:02

  He laid her on the table, so white clean and bare.
  His forehead wet with beads of sweat,
  he rubbed her here and there.
  he touched her neck, then felt her breast,
  and then drooling felt her thigh.
  the slit was wet and all was set,
  he gave a joyous cry.
  the hole was wide…..he looked inside,
  all was dark and murkey,
  he rubbed his hands and stretched his arms
  and then he stuffed the turkey.

  May I be the first to wish your dirty little minds a merry christmas

  Bob 😳

  Paul Goodwin replied 20 years, 10 months ago 3 Members · 3 Replies
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  Bill Dewison

  Member

  19 December 2004 at 13:05

  :lol1: I got that in a text message the other day, seems the christmas jests have started without me this year.

  Cheers, Dewi

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  Vic Adair

  Member

  19 December 2004 at 19:08

  My missus text that to me the other day!!!!

  I think you may be more closer to home than I thought (:) (:) (:) (:)

  Vic 😮

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  Paul Goodwin

  Member

  19 December 2004 at 23:05

  Lol Nice one happy Xmas

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